riddles

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How about including some riddles? I love the things! I'll go first.


Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!

It's more powerful than God.
It's more e888 than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
 
Answer: The answer is nothing.

what word in the middle of believe to you not want to have?
(lie)

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

What am I?


time

still want to know what it is made of.

You should read a book on quantum theory, time isn't just forward it is all time always! Very deep!



What is greater than God,
more e888 than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
 
Nothing.

seem to have seen that..
a peanut sat on a railroad track
nothing to mutter
a long came a train and ran over his back
uh oh! peanut butter!

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

 

A stamp.

I know eww right?

what did the laundry say when it was washed?
Meet me at the clothesline that's where i hang out

EWWWW! I liked that one Krathyn!


Question: What is the center of gravity?

“V”

what did the salad say to the boy who opened the refrigerator door?

close the door! I am dressing!

What do you do with dead elements ?
The barium them

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A carpet (I know pretty bad huh?)

prettty fun-ny!!
esp the Car-pet!

What has feet and legs, and nothing else?


Pantyhose

what has eighteen legs and nine heads?


a baseball team

Riddle:
A cloud is my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place and I'm the torment of man. What am I?


Answer:
Rain

saw that one coming!

what starts with a nap but never takes one?


napkin

A Riddle That Will Prove You Have A Dirty Mind: I thought this was so funny! There are 25 of these riddles on the website I found! LOL Morgan


Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

A ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!

another similar test for a dirty mind is:
what does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?



shakes hands, of course

ok lets see if i could get this right.
Two woodsmen, A Czech and a Pole, went out to hunt bears, and caught a Male and a Femaile.
They both went missing.
Missing Persons found the Pole in the Female bear and had trouble turning up the other one.
Eventually they found the Czech was in the Male.

what do you call an anesthetized rabbit?

The ether bunny

how cute!

Question: What tastes better than it smells?


Answer: A tongue.

Ingredients:


24 ounces bite-size pretzels

1 (1 ounce) package dry onion soup mix

1 cup butter, melted


Directions:

1. Preheat an oven to 275 degrees F (135 degrees C).
2. Combine the melted butter and onion soup mix in a bowl; stir. Add the pretzel pieces; toss to coat. Spread the coated pretzels into the bottom of a large baking dish.
3. Bake the pretzels in the preheated oven for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Allow pretzels to cool completely before storing in an airtight container.