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    Post by morgan Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:41 am

    First topic message reminder :

    Do you have a funny joke or a video you'd like to share? Here is a place to make people smile and laugh! It is VERY therapeutic! I remember seeing some of the following video on a television program! I love it love it! Enjoy! Morganlefey

     

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    Post by krathyn Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:58 pm

    don't have anything right now...will think of something or find something for this column soon
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    Post by morgan Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:17 pm

    Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    A. Spring-time!

    Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
    A. During Ape-ril showers!

    Q. Can February March?
    A. No, but April May!

    Q. What flowers grow on faces?
    A. Tulips (Two-lips)!

    Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A. A bee (B) comes after it!

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    Post by krathyn Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:13 pm

    heard :
    i have a subscription to my medicine
    and a prescription for my magazine!

    when i was young my cousins and i were having supper in the summer and my cousin said she wanted more Bikini to eat.
    I think she wore her Zuchhini to the beach and swimming pool!
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    Post by morgan Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:41 pm

    Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
    He wanted to make a long distance caw.

    You don't have to laugh at that one! You have my sincere approval to boooo!
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    Post by morgan Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:44 pm

    Question: Sum Sam and Product Pete are in class when their teacher gives Sam the Sum of two numbers and Pete the product of the same two numbers (these numbers are greater than or equal to 2). They must figure out the two numbers.

    Sam: I don't know what the numbers are Pete.
    Pete: I knew you didn't know the numbers... But neither do I.
    Sam: In that case, I do know the numbers.

    What are the numbers?

    Answer: The numbers are 3 and 4.

    Since Sam knows the sum of the numbers (x + y) he would only know the answer immediately if the sum was 4 (2 + 2) or 5 (3 + 2). Then when Pete (who knows x*y) knew that Sam didn't know the answer the product must have several numbers that add up to the sum (7 = 3 + 4, 7 = 5 + 2). When Pete doesn't know the answer at this point we know the product must have more than one pair of viable factors (12 = 3 * 4, 12 = 6 * 2). At this point Sam knows the numbers are 3 and 4 because they are the only numbers that meet these criteria

    I thought I'd throw in a hard one for a change. I didn't get it. Oh well.
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    Post by krathyn Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:38 pm

    here is another math problem:
    what is the only prime no. that is even?
    (2)
    what is the only no which if you add it to itself you get the same number that you get if you multiply it by itself?
    (2)
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    Post by morgan Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:48 pm

    Interesting I did not know that.

    An elderly woman was returning home from a Thursday mid-week service at her local church. As she unlocked her door, an intruder startled her.

    She caught the man in the very act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,

    'STOP! Acts 2:38!'

    The burglar stopped in his tracks.

    The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

    As the officer handcuffed the man to take him to jail he asked the burglar, 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was quote a scripture to you.'

    'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'I thought the lady had an axe and two 38's!
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    Post by krathyn Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:34 pm

    cute!

    and just for the reference, Acts 2:38 says "repent of your sins and be baptized so the Holy Spirit can come upon you!"

    (I actually looked it up)
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    Post by morgan Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:50 pm

    I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

    How true right? LOL
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    Post by krathyn Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:31 pm

    when in polite society, do not make conversation about religion, politics or sex.
    Oh darn, what else is there to talk about?

    I don't smoke, drink or swear.
    G*dammit, I left my cigarettes in the bar!
    ps my only vice, is lying.
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    Post by morgan Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:40 pm

    These jokes are so d888 cute and stupid they literally had me laughing out loud!!!! Here you go Kathryn!

    How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
    He felt his presents!

    What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back at him.
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    Post by krathyn Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:49 pm

    i better come back at those
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    Post by morgan Sun May 03, 2015 1:15 pm

    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

    Oh come on! That was funny!
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    Post by krathyn Sun May 03, 2015 9:35 pm

    ok, hmmm
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    Post by morgan Wed May 06, 2015 1:46 pm

    Okay, okay, that last one wasn't all that funny! LOL  Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile
    : What goes up and down but does not move?
    A: Stairs

    Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
    A: On a diet

    Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
    A: You look a bit flushed.

    Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    A: Because it was framed.
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    Post by krathyn Wed May 06, 2015 7:28 pm

    knock knock.
    who's there?
    boo.
    boo who?
    aw, c'mon, ya don't need to cry, its just a joke.
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    Post by morgan Sun May 17, 2015 4:38 pm

    Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.

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    Post by krathyn Sun May 17, 2015 9:42 pm

    how about the rope that was kinda scared? he was a frayed knot.
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    Post by morgan Mon May 18, 2015 12:24 pm

    How to be totally awesome


    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
    6. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!
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    Post by krathyn Mon May 18, 2015 5:35 pm

    silly!
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    Post by morgan Fri May 29, 2015 7:23 am

    Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
     
    Ewwww! Right?


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    Post by krathyn Fri May 29, 2015 5:50 pm

    did you know about the guy who decided to invest in bread because there was a lot of dough in it.
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    Post by morgan Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:14 pm

    Has anyone seen Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail? This is a scene from that very funny old old movie.

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    Post by krathyn Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:02 pm

    except for references, i have not seen it!
    I am a deprived child when it comes to movies
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    Post by morgan Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:39 pm

    I missed out on a lot of movies in the 90s and early 2000s but i have seen a lot of 70s movies. You have GOT to rent or borrow this movie. It's Monty Python so it's British humor, but I love it! Smile if you love the one below! Morgan

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    Post by krathyn Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:46 pm

    cute!

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